With the assassination of Benizir Bhutto this week, the focus of the presidential
race has shifted. The new defining issue and buzz word of the day for presidential
contenders is 'experience.' By that measure, Hillary leads the pack. Hands down.
Her experience far outweighs that of all the other candidates combined.
Take Pakistan: If Hillary was President right now, I have no doubt Pakistan would
not be erupting in violence. As a matter of fact, Bhutto's assassination would most
likely be spun as a suicide. Key evidence would be covered up, facts would be conveniently
realigned and, with the help of the media, as in the Vince Foster 'suicide,' anyone
who questioned the prevailing line would be quickly consigned to the ranks of the
vast right wing conspiracy. Period. Case closed.
Hillary's past experience would prove invaluable in confronting a host of other
important issues facing America today. Recently, Hillary proclaimed that if she
were elected president, the price of oil would immediately drop. Just so. Hillary's
past experience in the futures market, which netted her a cool $99,537.00 on a total
investment of $1,000 shows how adept she is in manipulating the futures market.
(That translates to a 9,987% return.) Truly astounding. I have no doubt that if
Hillary were elected, oil prices would go down and America could go back to the
days of the incandescent light bulb. Experience counts.
Another crucial issue that cries out for an experienced leader is the current mortgage-meltdown
issue which threatens to derail the economy. Again, Hillary's real life experience
far outweighs that of all other contenders. Can you spell Whitewater? Facing a crumbling
real-estate investment when she and Bill ran Arkansas back in 1978, Hillary showed
her mettle. The model home in the failed development of Whitewater was owned by
the Clintons. When the owners failed to pay the mortgage, Hillary booted them out
without a second thought. A very conservative, market oriented solution. Hillary
proved she can act without letting feelings and/or moral sentiments get in the way.
Hillary's experience also extended to drafting loan documents designed to fool federal
regulators in another failed Arkansas real-estate, Ponzi scheme, Castle Grand. Hillary
knows how easily the feds can be fooled. Thus, she is ideally positioned to identify
real-estate fraud and clean up the current 'sub-prime' mess. Again, experience
Although the war on terror has somehow become a non-issue in the presidential campaign,
millions of Americans realise fanatical jihadists still have the potential to wreak
havoc on America. Hillary's experience in ferreting out and neutralising threats
to hubby Bill should stand her in good stead. If Hillary decides to take on fanatical
jihadists, my bet is she has a better than 50/50 chance of rendering them moot.
Her ability to identify and decimate opponents, if applied to murderous jihadists,
would most likely be successful. (Of course, as president, she would have legitimate
access to their FBI files, which will help allot.) America would then be safe once
Another looming crisis for the U.S. is the fact that baby-boomers have started to
retire. The government is promising $45 trillion more than it can deliver on Social
Security, Medicare and other benefit programs. Hillary's unique experience in this
area could be invaluable. As has been amply documented, Hillary and Bill have had
amazing success in wresting unlimited amounts of cash from Chinese connections.
One need only recall The Lippo Group, the Riady's, John Huang, Johnny Chung, etc.
Or more recently, the 'donations' she received from cooks and waitresses in New
York's Chinatown. Oh, and don't forget Norman Hsu. If Hillary is president, Chinese cash could very well fix, or
most likely delay, the coming social security crisis. Her experience in this area
has the added bonus of leaving the next Republican president a financial morass.
But, hey, to make an omelette, ya gotta break a few eggs. And Hillary makes great
Hillary's experience will also serve her well in confronting the abysmal state of
the airline industry. Cancelled and delayed flights have just impacted the travel
plans of millions of Americans. Who wouldn't welcome someone with experience taking
charge? Hillary, again, is ideally suited to tackle this mettlesome problem. Consider
her experience in Travelgate. Granted, it included the persecution of an innocent
man, but, hey, a jury quickly acquitted him. No harm, no foul. Hillary has showed
she is capable of doing whatever it takes to make the airlines run on time.
Based on Hillary's experience, most problems Americans face will be resolved. The
contentious issue of abortion on demand will be solved for good, most likely with
the appointment of Bill to the Supreme Court. The poor and disenfranchised will
regain their rightful place at the public trough. Victims will again have their
voices heard. God will finally be totally banned from the public square. Old white
men will lose their privileged status. Women will finally break through the 'glass
ceiling.' Global warming will be stopped in its tracks with some strategically placed
'investments'. America will become a truly diverse nation. Multiculturalism will
finally eradicate individualism. Capitalism will be replaced by government mandate
and the rest of the world will like us again. Utopia will finally be achieved and
we'll all live happily ever after.