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Idiots Of The Week
Nancy Morgan
RightBias.com
November 12, 2008
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AND THE WINNER IS:
The winner of this week's Top Idiot of the Week is a plastic surgery addict who still didn't like what she
saw in the mirror, so she injected cooking oil into her face. She's now a
monster.
In a close second is a guest at an Iraqi wedding. He discovered the
perils of multitasking, as he tried to juggle a loaded
weapon and a kid - while drunk. Caution: Being stupid can be dangerous to your
health - and to the health of those around you.
RUNNER-UP:
Steve Lipski, a two-term Jersey City councilman, decided to do in public what he
does behind closed doors. He peed on a crowd of concert goers from the balcony of a
DC nightclub. He's now one pissed off dude after being arrested for simple
assault.
HONORABLE MENTION:
Arizona State Supreme Court Chief Justice Ruth McGregor earns a place on our
list - for kowtowing to the Hispanic Bar Association's request to ban the terms 'illegal' and 'aliens' in all of the
state courtrooms.
An election reporter from the UK found himself on
YouTube - drunk, and confessing to plagiarism. Oops.
A rapist got his
just rewards for going back to the well too many times.
His intended victim, a woman he had raped once before, shot him dead when he
went back for seconds. Who says there's no justice??
More justice, as another pervert got his
just rewards. An idiot from Michigan got a little too friendly with the
vacuum cleaner at his car wash, with predictable results. Ouch! He's now in
police custody for indecent exposure.
He's baaack... Father Earth algore retains his weekly inclusion on our Idiots
List. Gore now wants to focus the internet's power on
saving the earth. We wish him luck, but last we heard, Obama has already
gotten that job. I'm smiling fondly:)
GROUP IDIOTS:
First place for group idiocy goes to a nudist colony in Florida. These
over-empowered 'free-spirits' decided the constitution allows them their own
clothing optional polling site.
Second place goes to the down and depressed
members of an apocalyptic sect in New Mexico. The
judgement day they were expecting last week didn't arrive. Oh, darn.
JUST PLAIN STUPID:
A woman in Japan has been arrested for calling the police 7,177 times.
Apparently the office didn't take her complaint seriously. I wonder if she had
roll-over minutes.
New England Patriot's cheerleader, Caitlin Davis, got the boot after her Facebook page was discovered.
This idiot actually posted swastikas, penises, and anti-Semitic slurs for all
the world to see.
A Japanese air force major
was caught shopping for women's underwear - while naked.
I'm sure there's a moral in there somewhere.
Tip of the day: If you're going to do something stupid, don't get caught. If you
do, make sure you notify RightBias.com for
inclusion on our list.
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