'The British are coming, the British are coming!' Remember those historic words?
Well today, one can substitute the word Muslims for British and
it would be just as appropriate. As all eyes are on Iraq, we are at risk of being
conquered from within. To wit:
Palestinians are entering our political process by
launching a phone bank for Obama. This comes as no surprise
as Obama's sympathies are clearly in their court. As evidenced by his
latest statement that Israel is a "constant wound' and
a "constant sore" that "infects all of our foreign policy." Lovely.
On the home front, the Pentagon has
dropped charges against a Saudi at Guantanamo who was
alleged to have been the "20th hijacker." Meanwhile, an
investigation has revealed that a radical Muslim paramilitary
compound is flourishing in upstate New York and an American soldier has given free
rein to his inner-self by
publicly declaring he has the strength and resolve to
declare to the military that "this soldier will not be deployed to Iraq."
Speaking of narcissistic cowards brings to mind our:
GOVERNMENT IN ACTION:
The Senate
voted overwhelmingly to approve a five-year $307 billion,
veto proof, farm bill. Besides containing enough pork to stop Islam in its tracks,
this bill continues the obscene subsidies to farmers. Our tax dollars are used to
pay farmers (rich corporations) NOT to grow food. And you wondered why food prices
are spiralling. Go figure.
As the Dems cry crocodile tears, vowing to take action on the rising gas prices,
behind the scenes they are doing everything they can to keep it going. I covered
this issue in depth in next week's article 'Crocodile Tears and Cow Farts'.
Before we suffer a severe attack of reverse peristalsis, what say we get to the
GOOD NEWS:
Sending Democrats into a severe depression was the news that construction of new
homes posted the biggest increase in two years,
a whopping 8.2% increase. Applications for new building
permits also turned upwards.
The US has
topped world competitiveness ratings for the 15th straight
year. As in,
We're Number 1! (Can I say that?) Speaking of number 1, all
our military services
met or exceeded their monthly recruiting goals in April,
with the Marines signing 142% of the numbers it was expecting. God continues to
bless America.
Their is a definite trend toward enforcing our immigration laws, finally. Latest
news: Iowa staged the
largest immigration raid in their history, arresting
300 people at an Iowa meat packing plant. A likely result will be the minimum wage
in Iowa going up - without the liberals mandating it. Its called 'market forces.'
University of Colorado at Boulder Chancellor Peterson
plans to raise $9 million to create an endowed chair
for what is thought to be the nation's first Professor of Conservative Thought and
Policy. Finally, a token conservative.
TV viewership
continues
to slide. The old media, ABC, CBS, Fox and NBC
had nearly 9 percent fewer viewers in April and May than during the same period
a year ago. Cry me a river.
CULTURE:
In a giant leap towards designer babies, scientists have, for the first time,
genetically altered
a human embryo. In another first, it appears that more than
half of all insured Americans are taking prescription
medicine regularly for chronic health problems. Not surprising as more and more
life experiences are now being labelled 'syndromes'.
California's top
court has
overturned the voter-approved ban on gay marriage and
a new study in Norway suggests that
every fourth child of parents who receive welfare end
up on welfare themselves.
ESSENTIAL TRIVIA:
RightBias is in the process of launching
a new page entitled Essential Trivia, which will relay all the weird and trivial
news we love so much, such as:
Japan has launched
a 'solar-powered' bra that can generate enough power
to charge a cell phone or iPod. Continuing with our obsession with breasts, 'Dermatologist
To The Stars', Dr. Patricia Walker recently
began giving botox injections in the breast as a quick
fix for woman who want to 'non-invasively' give their breasts a lift. Another high
for California.
The world's fattest man has decided to set a new world record for losing weight.
Go picture that.
From the Aren't They Stupid files we bring you a video that will appeal to the schadenfreude
in all of us.
Top Ten Angry On-Camera Meltdowns. I wonder why
we feel better after seeing someone else making an ass of themselves.
IDIOTS Of THE WEEK:
Second prize goes to a Swiss man who died in a fall from a hotel balcony. He was
engaged in a
spitting contest with a friend and decided to get an
edge.
First prize goes to a Forth Worth man who was drinking beer and playing poker at
3 a.m. He used a gun
to scratch an itch
on his back and, well, you know what happened next.
If that's not enough to make you smile, watch out. You might be turning into a liberal.
Till next Monday,
Nancy Morgan
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