Two of Obama's czars have tied for first place in this week's Top Idiots Of The
White House science czar John Holdren, who predicts 1 billion people will die
in "carbon-dioxide induced famines"
in a coming new ice age by 2020 gets top billing, followed closely by:
Cass Sunstein, Obama’s choice to head up the Office of Information and Regulatory
Affairs. He is advocating a plan
whereby Americans would automatically
have their organs harvested after death. Automatically, with no permission needed.
Just like China.
Upon learning that the Constitution requires a president to be a natural born citizen,
a college student said:
"What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified
than one born by C-section?" Let's hear it for higher education.
A father missed the birth of his first son after being arrested for groping a nurse
on the way to the delivery room.
At a Southern California home doubling as a state-licensed child day care center,
a man accidentally blew off four of his fingers
while mixing homemade explosives.
Inquiring minds want to know if the state will revoke the day-care license.
Levi Johnston, the 19-year-old father of Sarah Palin's grandchild, has succeeded
in extending his 15 minutes of fame. He's decided to pose nude for Playgirl.
No word yet if he has the goods
but hey, it could be resume enhancing. Ya think?
A Florida man became angry and strangled a pet rat
after accusing his wife of taking the
last cigarette. The authorities were summoned. We're not sure if he was arrested
for cruelty to animals or smoking. Developing...
TOP USEFUL IDIOT AWARD:
in New York City spent a year without modern
amenities, such as toilet paper and electricity. No word yet on if they managed
to attain coveted A list status.
A 27-year-old man from northern Sweden has certain regrets about drinking a full
bottle of vodka after waking up the morning after with a six inch penis tattooed on his leg
A Saudi man, merely doing what men do, bragged about his sex life
on television. Only problem is,
he lives in Saudi Arabia. Alas, he was sentenced to five years in prison and a thousand
This weeks' Idiot Awards wouldn't be complete without recognizing the Nobel Committee
, who, in case you haven't heard, awarded
President Obama the Nobel Peace Prize. Words fail.
So many idiots, so little space. RightBias has decided to make our Idiot Awards
a weekly feature. Hopefully we won't be forced to make it a daily.
Till next week, keep smiling.
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