of the flush toilet in order to
save water and provide fertilizer for crops. I kid you not.
Politically correct NHS bosses in Birmingham, England are battling to
for terminally ill patients – forcing
them to be turfed out into the cold to enjoy their final cigarettes
Millionaire and NBA superstar Gilbert Arenas decided to
show his support for President-elect Barack Obama by getting
a political tattoo on his left hand. Ain't it cute?
He's not alone...A brothel in Europe offered free entry to anyone who had the brothel's
name tattooed on their arm. To date,
40 idiots have taken them up on their offer.
A woman is divorcing her husband after he told her
it was an "iPhone glitch" that sent pictures of his genitals
to another woman. Inquiring minds want to know if he plans to sue.
A group of idiots has
started a petition to get pole dancing into the Olympic
games.
MOST STUPID CRIMINALS:
You might wonder what this picture depicts... Its an ATM machine with an idiot under
it. A thief pried an ATM loose from a Leavenworth credit union by using a stolen
skid loader. Then — in an alleged effort to bust open the boosted ATM —
the 49-year-old idiot decided to use the skid loader to
drop the machine down a 50-foot wooded embankment. “It makes it easier when you
let go of it. That way you don’t go with it,” said Leavenworth Police Chief Patrick
Kitchens.
A 21-year-old man was accused of driving drunk and leading police on a chase that
finally ended with him
running over himself.
Last, but not least, we have a police chief in Southwestern
Ohio. As he was giving his daughter a
lesson in gun safety, he accidentally shot himself in his
thigh. Moral of the story: make sure gun is unloaded before giving lessons.
