A Boston State trooper stopped a woman in labor who was speeding to the hospital.
Not only did he give her a $100 citation
for driving in the breakdown lane,
he made her wait for her citation while he finished writing someone else's ticket.
I Yam What I Yam
The group of 'peace activists' who, this week, petitioned the Portland City Council.
These idiots want Portland to become a sanctuary city
for Iraq war deserters..
Senior Clay Edwards’ photo won’t be in this year’s Bracken County High School yearbook.
No, he didn't miss 'picture day' - he showed up in a dog collar and make-up.
"That's just who I am" he proclaimed.
Ah, government schools...
The man accused of being the shotgun-wielding robber in a two-county string of Dunkin'
Donuts robberies repeatedly barked like a dog
at a county judge this afternoon during
a court hearing. He was ordered held without bail. Maybe the judge should have whacked
his nose with a newspaper.
Two dumber-than-dumb denizens
of The Bronx tried to flag down
what they thought was a livery cab after robbing an old lady - only to find it was
full of cops. When the officers asked the moronic muggers for ID, one of them pulled
out the 70-year-old victim's wallet.
MOST IDIOTIC STATEMENTS:
Senate top-dog, Harry Reid, wins the Most Idiotic Statement of the Week
award by proclaiming to the world that he was happy the new welcome center finally
opened, because he was tired of smelling stinky tourists
. Remember, our dollars are paying
this yahoo's salary. Maybe we're the idiots.
Mark Whitaker, the number two man at NBC News, opined that Obama's skin color gives him more legitimacy
around the world than possibly
any American leader in history. Color-blind he ain't.
Honorable mention has to go to Dan Barker of the Freedom from Religion Foundation.
On Fox & Friends, he stated that the nativity scene represents 'hate speech'
and 'a direct attack on good human values.' See video here
JUST PLAIN FUNNY:
What are the chances these dudes are still among the living?
An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much
she called the police, fearing he
would have a heart attack
Till next week, keep smiling,
Top Idiots of the Week awards may be
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