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RightBias Idiot Awards
Nancy Morgan
RightBias.com
October 25, 2009
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AND THE WINNER IS:
The United Nations has won the RightBias Top Idiot Of The Week Award. They issued
a report
demanding the repeal of counter terrorism laws. Why? In order to promote
'gender equality.' These idiots believe it's important to recognize the role of
"transgender and intersex individuals as stakeholders" in counter terrorism policy.
Translation: Its just plain mean to make fun of all those terrorists
who dress in female clothing in order to kill Americans. Hey, they've got feelings
too.
SECOND PLACE:
Obama's regulatory czar, Cass Sunstein, once again wins a spot among Top Idiots.
Sunstein, in a 2008 book, advocates abolishing marriage. "Under our proposal, the word marriage
would no longer appear in any laws, and marriage licenses would no longer be offered
or recognized by any level of government." I'm not making this stuff up.
HONORABLE MENTION:
Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan said the H1N1 flu vaccine was developed to kill people. "The Earth can't take 6.5 billion
people. We just can't feed that many. So what are you going to do? Kill as many
as you can." Let's toss in the millions of useful idiots who actually believe this
yo-yo.
ECO-IDIOTS:
Where to start? Let's flip a coin and place Andrew Revkin, who reports on environmental
issues for The New York Times at the top of this weeks' Eco-Idiots. He suggested
last week that carbon credits be
given (for free!) to couples that limit themselves to having one child.
In order to save the world from global warming.
Memo to Andy: How about you consider a vasectomy? That way you
can save the earth from melting and cut down on the population of stupid babies
at the same time. Talk about a win-win twofer....
Cabinet ministers in the Maldives held an underwater meeting last Saturday to draw attention to
the threat global warming poses to the lowest-lying nation on earth. Words fail.
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has called on his countrymen to stop singing in the shower to help save water and electricity
- they should attempt to wash in less than three minutes and breaking into song
distracts them. Which begs the question: How many citizens ruled by this murderous
thug have the urge to break into song?
Fido Beware!
New Zealand's Victoria University has issued a new study suggesting that dogs and cats, like people,
are a plague upon the earth. They say people should have edible pets. All you pet
owners out there better start chowing down or you'll lose your membership in the
growing ranks of Mother Earth worshipers. Bow-wow.
MOST IDIOTIC STATEMENTS:
Left-wing author and conspiracy theorist Gore Vidal shared his thoughts about President Barack Obama. He believes
that Obama is overqualified to be President. "He's too intelligent for the job,"
Vidal stated. With a straight face.
Chris Matthews: "The group in this country that most resembles
the Taliban is the religious right." Inquiring minds want to know: Does Matthews
have any pets?
In another example of liberals, oops, progressives inventing their own reality,
MSNBC's
Keith Olbermann claims MSNBC is the "undisputed leader in Cable TV News."
I believe the only one who believes him is George Orwell, and possibly the White
House. Sigh.
NEWS FLASH:
This just in: On the Jay Leno show last night, Michelle Obama assured the nation
that her husband, the President of the United States, if given a choice, would prefer 'world peace' over the Chicago White Sox winning
the World Series. Whew.
Due to space limitations, RightBias will have to forgo our weekly awards for Criminal
Idiots and our Just Plain Stupid awards. So many idiots, so little space. We'll
get to them next week. Till then, keep smiling.
Nancy Morgan
She lives in South Carolina
RightBias Idiots Awards may be reprinted, with
attribution to
RightBias.com
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