Hearts and Bones...
Top Idiots Of The Week|
November 23, 2009
AND THE WINNER IS:
The British Arts Council wins top spot this week. They gave
£14,000 of taxpayer money to an epileptic dancer to quit taking her meds so
she could have an epileptic seizure on stage. This 'art' is being billed as
a study of the “conceptual and physical interfaces between dance, movement and epilepsy.”
Talk about cutting edge....
The United Nations Population Fund comes in a close second.
They actually said the battle against [non-existent] global
warming could be helped if only there
were more free condoms. Who knew?
got a big boost when a male idiot actually married a video game character, Nene Anegasaki from game
Love Plus. The two were married when a male idiot brought his DS along
with a copy of
Love Plus to a church in Guam. I kid you not. We wish them virtual
husband took drastic action when his wife nailed him over his boozing. Sozzled Lin
Ma's disapproving spouse Su, 60, got on his case when he returned from a drinking
binge. So he showed her - he took an eight inch nail and knocked it in to his own skull. That'll teach her!
merits a mention in our Idiot Awards. They actually had disgraced former Gov. Eliot
Spitzer give a lecture on, you guessed it, ethics. Maybe the real
idiots are all those parents that continue shelling out the big bucks to hear this
The State of
Florida makes this week's list. Apparently Florida is looking for help finding something you'd think
would be hard to lose; approximately 18,000 buildings, owned by the taxpayers of
Florida, that state officials can't quite put their fingers on.
An Asheville eye doctor got in big trouble for telling a patient she was irresponsible
for being unemployed, on Medicaid, and relying on taxpayers to cover another pregnancy
after giving birth less than a year earlier. He should have known that you're just
not allowed to say that stuff.
Last, but not least: Did you know there are such things as idiotic book sellers?
I didn't either, until I heard that many booksellers in San Francisco decided that
no-one in their right mind would buy Palin's new book. The same book that sold a whopping
300,000 copies on day one alone. Hey guys, the market system isn't dead quite yet.
A man charged
with first-degree murder in the killing of a gay teenager in Puerto Rico will likely
use "gay panic" as a defense. Hey, it might just work. Sigh.
man on disability was spotted by tax officials when he appeared on a home improvement
TV show. Ahh, the price of fame...
been forced to add yet another category to the growing list of Idiot Awards:
MORONIC MEDIA STATEMENTS:
The father of
Sarah Palin's grandson, sperm donor Levi Johnston, wins top place in a hotly contested
field: He told Life and Style Magazine, "If I'm a gay icon, so be it. I guess it's
a compliment." I'm actually embarrassed for this idiot.
For all the
idiotic women out there who are considering surgery to achieve a 'designer vagina,'
please note: Many doctors are warning that this surgery may be unsafe.
I leave you
with eternal idiot Jane Fonda's latest: This 71 year-old traitor said her good
looks are partly due to having the best sex of her life. I only hope I can get that
image out of my mind before dinner.
Till next week,