My former favorite actor, Sean Penn once again makes our list. This idiot took to
the airwaves demanding that anyone who calls dictator Hugo Chavez a dictator
should be sent to jail. He's not kidding.
Six city women
seeking backside enhancements have been hospitalized in
the last two months after getting injected with mixtures of hardware-grade caulk,
silicone and petroleum jelly. These former hard asses apparently got a bum steer
from their surgeon, who, alas, was unlicensed.
Not to be outdone, a 42 year-old woman who currently holds the title of world's
fattest mother is setting her sights a bit higher. She is
piling on the pounds in order to win the title of the world's
fattest woman. Heavy stuff...
Dutch patients have decided that their rights
include sexual services by their nurses, prompting a union
representing these nurses to launch a national campaign opposing their demands.
Who knows, in this era of rights instead of responsibilities, they may just win.
If so, we'll have to remove them from our Idiot List. We'll keep you posted.
STUPID CRIMINALS:
A Kansas man told police officers that he had been beaten and left with a head wound
after he tried to buy drugs
using Monopoly money. Sometimes, life just isn't fair.
A woman in California found that
crime really does pay. After brandishing a gun at 11 people
in a market, she got away with a total of six bucks.
QUESTION OF THE WEEK:
President Obama stated that half of the 40,000 letters that pour into the White
House every day
brand him an idiot. Does that make him one? You decide.
Till next week, watch out for idiots and try to keep smiling.
Nancy Morgan
