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Monday Night, March 19

In Indiana, police found a man at a White Castle with a container of dangerous chemicals. The man at a White Castle with the dangerous chemicals is known as “The Cook.”

People who ran the L.A. marathon said it was nice to finally get from downtown Los Angeles to Santa Monica in less than four hours.

Vladimir Putin has been re-elected to a fourth term as president of Russia. The final vote tally was: 76% Putin, 24% shot this morning.

 Language-teaching app Duolingo recently added Klingon to its course selection. By the way, if you have the Duolingo app on your phone and you use it to learn Klingon, you can delete Tinder.

The Late Late Show With James Corden
Monday Night, March 19

Once again President Trump spent his entire weekend tweeting like a madman about the Russia investigation and even called out the head of the investigation, Robert Mueller, saying, “The Mueller probe should never have been started in that there was no collusion and there was no crime. It was based on fraudulent activities and a Fake Dossier paid for by Crooked Hillary and the DNC. WITCH HUNT!”

Now let’s see: Wildly unrestrained? Check. Semi-coherent? Check. Tweet that ends in all caps? Check. Guys, it’s official, Donald Trump is on spring break! Now this is the first time Trump has attacked Mueller by name. So you know what that means — it means that after months of practice, Trump’s finally learned how to spell Mueller. “No, Mr. President there is an ‘e.’ It is a silent ‘e,’ you don’t hear it when you say it. I know this doesn’t make sense to you.”

Over the weekend, Vladimir Putin won a fourth term as president of Russia. It’s Putin’s first presidential victory since the 2016 American election. He won in a landslide.

He got 77 percent of the vote. In other news, 23 percent of the Russian population has gone missing today.

In financial news, billionaire investor Warren Buffett is facing some criticism after saying in a recent interview, “You will not be way happier if you double your net worth.” Spoken like someone who has $90 billion.

But he is partially right. Happiness does not come from net worth. It comes from the things you can BUY because of your net worth.

He might have a point because thanks to student loan debt, most people’s net worth is negative $40,000. And you do not want to double that.

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
Monday Night, March 19

Are you guys enjoying March Madness? Speaking of madness: Donald Trump. We’re on the brink of another crisis because it really feels like Trump is gearing up to fire Special Counsel (and guy wondering how much he’ll get for his book deal) Robert Mueller.

This past Saturday, Trump’s attorney, John Dowd, called for “the immediate shutdown of the special counsel probe into Russian interference in the 2016 election.” Dowd made the demand in an email sent to a reporter that was written in purple Comic Sans. Really! Sounds inappropriate until you remember that the Declaration of Independence was originally written in Wingdings.

The next day, Trump tweeted, “Why does the Mueller team have 13 hardened Democrats, some big Crooked Hillary supporters, and zero Republicans? Another Dem recently added... Does anyone think this is fair? And yet, there is NO COLLUSION!” Yes, “hardened Democrats.” You don’t want to mess with them. Those hardened Democrats will walk right up to an old lady and stick her with a Social Security check, all right? ”You stay down, baby, or you’re gonna get some healthcare! ’Cause you look like you need it.”

 We know Trump is in a firing mood, because this weekend former FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe was fired just two days before his retirement! What!? No, no, no! Wrong! If you want to get rid of a cop two days before his retirement, you don’t FIRE him. You send him out on one last job with a rookie.


The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon
  Monday Night, March 19

This weekend was St. Patrick’s Day! And of course, there was a big parade here in New York, and a lot of men were wearing kilts. It made the “manspreading” on the subway even worse than normal.

In Washington, the White House celebrated by dyeing the fountain on the South Lawn green, which backfired when the president yelled, “Mountain Dew!” and dove right in.

It just came out that Trump’s secretary of state, Rex Tillerson, was on the toilet when he found out Trump fired him on Twitter. Then Trump said, “Wow, what a coincidence — I was on the toilet when I tweeted that.”

That’s right, Tillerson was on the toilet when he was fired. Which explains why Jeff Sessions and Betsy DeVos haven’t used a bathroom in six months.

The Russian presidential election was this weekend, and to get people to vote, Russian officials were offering prizes like Apple Watches. It sounds fun — until you open the box with your Apple Watch, and it’s still attached to a hand.

The big story is still March Madness. The tournament has been crazy so far. The other night, a 16th-seed beat a No. 1-seed for the first time ever when UMBC beat Virginia. It’s pretty nuts — until last weekend, everyone thought UMBC was a bank.

Golfer Rory McIlroy said there should be a limit to how much alcohol fans can buy at events because they’re getting too rowdy. And also, he’s tired of hearing drunk people try to say “Rory McIlroy.”

Engineers have crafted a futuristic jetpack that lets you fly up to 10,000 feet in the air. It even has a cool name: It’s called “YOU Try It First.”

I read about a man in Ohio who just ended his streak of eating Chipotle for 500 straight days. When asked why he decided to stop, his family said, “Oh, he died.”

Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Monday Night, March 19

Happy spring break for those of you who are springing and breaking.

I want to say, no two tweets have ever summed up a presidency quite like these two. No. 1: “Sean Hannity on ‘Fox & Friends’ now! Great! 8:18 A.M.” And about an hour later, “A total WITCH HUNT with massive conflicts of interest!” Is it possible that our president is a bot? Because there’s no rhyme or reason for any of this. If anyone you knew tweeted that, you’d text them and say, “Hey, I think your account got hacked.”

Over the weekend Trump for the first time mentioned special counsel Robert Mueller by name. He hadn’t done that before. He wrote, “Why does the Mueller team have 13 hardened Democrats, some big Crooked Hillary supporters, and Zero Republicans? Another Dem recently added. Does anyone think this is fair? And yet there is NO COLLUSION.” Mueller’s team has no Republicans. Except of course for Robert Mueller himself, who is a Republican.

 Sources close to Donald Trump say he feels newly emboldened to ignore the advice of those around him and just say what he really feels. Does that mean up until now he was holding back? Because he was calling Kim Jong Un “Little Rocket Man” and bragging about the size of his nuclear button. Was that the old and more judicious Donald Trump that we will miss one day?

Meanwhile, congratulations to Trump’s BFF Vladimir Putin, who was elected yesterday for his fourth term as president of Russia. He won in a landslide. His opponents coincidentally died in a landslide. All of them.

    Late Night With Seth Meyers
  Monday Night, March 19

 Russian President Vladimir Putin was elected yesterday to his fourth term in office. Putin handily beat his closest rival, a poisoned corpse.

After President Trump attacked Special Counsel Robert Mueller in the Russia investigation on Twitter, Republican Rep. Trey Gowdy said, “When you are innocent, act like it.” Said Trump, “I’ll keep that in mind if I’m ever innocent.”

 A spokesperson for House Speaker Paul Ryan said yesterday that Special Counsel Robert Mueller should be able to do his job. What a brave stance from the spokesperson for the speaker of the House.

Why does a speaker have a spokesperson? YOU’RE the speaker. That’s like someone from Geico saying, “The lizard believes he can save you 15 percent on car insurance.” I want to hear it from the lizard.

A new poll has found that a majority of Americans believe the government is spying on them. ”No, we’re not,” said your microwave.

Actress Cynthia Nixon today announced her bid to run for New York governor, and she debuted her campaign slogan, “Nixon 2018: No Relation.”

Former FBI director James Comey’s memoir has already topped Amazon’s list of best-sellers, almost a month ahead of its release, due to preorders. Or you can find it in your local bookstore blocking Hillary Clinton’s book.

According to The New York Times, friends of President Trump say he was trapped in a West Wing cage built by Chief of Staff John Kelly, but has finally broken loose. “Did he say how he did it?” yelled Eric.

According to a new study, pandas have a natural ability to neutralize cyanide poison. So we finally found someone to run against Putin in 2024.



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