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Last updated: April 24
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Conan
Thursday Night, April 16

Hillary Clinton is making income inequality a central theme in her campaign. Yeah, for example, today she pointed out that her husband makes $300 million a year. She has to get by on $200 million a year, and that's not fair.

Tax day was yesterday. And marijuana growers are complaining that they can't write off a single expense thanks to federal laws. Well, apparently someone tried to claim the Phish tour as his home office and that's not going to happen.

A Wisconsin woman recently got a high school diploma at the age of 103 and says she is now considering going to college. Friends are recommending a two-year college.

 A new report shows that the typical tourist in Las Vegas is a 45-year-old married person from California. That explains the new motto — what happens in Vegas probably also happens in Fresno.


Late Show With David Letterman
Thursday Night, April 23

Baseball slugger Barry Bonds has been cleared of all charges. He was involved in performance-enhancing drugs. The guy tested positive for more things than a pint of Blue Bell ice cream.

At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.

The White House should just get one of those doormats that reads "Go away!" That's what they need to stop the fence jumpers.


 
The Late, Late Show With James Corden
Thursday Night, April 23

Today is "Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day." Or as Woody Allen calls it, "Take Your Wife to Work Day."

 I did not take my children to work because my oldest is 4 years old, and frankly he is already far too mature to be hanging around this office.



 
 
 

The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon
  Thursday Night, April 23

At the White House yesterday, a little girl actually asked first lady Michelle Obama how old she is. Michelle answered, "Old enough to put you on the No Fly List, sweetheart.”

It’s being reported that Google spent over $5 million on lobbying just during the first quarter of this year. You’d think Google wouldn't really need to lobby politicians. All they have to say is, “We have your search history. Do what we tell you.”

New York Mayor Bill de Blasio has been positioning himself to challenge Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination. Hillary once developed a program to deliver rural healthcare, while de Blasio once dropped a groundhog on its head.

I read that many minor league baseball players have been caught using steroids over the past few years. But apparently, not ENOUGH steroids.


Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Thursday Night, April 23

 Today is Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day, also known as No Work Gets Done Day. It is a great opportunity to teach your kids why you come home miserable every night.

I wonder if anyone has ever been fired on "take your kid to work day." Just imagine, "Ron, will you and your daughter step into my office please?" That would be a lesson about what it is like to work.

Everybody seems to think they're safe from earthquakes if they don't live in California. According to the Seismological Society of America, half of Americans are threatened by earthquakes. We just celebrated Earth Day and now it wants to kill us.

 If you have never been through an earthquake, I think the worst thing is not that it is happening. It's that when it starts you don't know how long it will go or how bad it will be. It's like a celebrity marriage.

 
                                
 
    Late Night With Seth Meyers
  Thursday Night, April 23

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a new movie that focuses on a zombie apocalypse. It takes place in an empty wasteland with no living beings. Just like the movie theater where it's playing.

Doctors in India have removed 140 coins, 150 needles, and several nuts, bolts, and batteries from the stomach of a man suffering from abdominal pain. Someone should give that guy a medal. Actually, you know what? Don't give him a medal.

Students at a Catholic girls school in England are reportedly being taught that sex outside of marriage can destroy your soul and make your body sick. While sex inside of marriage just destroys your soul.

Chinese scientists have edited the DNA of human embryos for the first time, sparking concerns that it could lead to designer children. So, now even people are made in China.   

 


 
 
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