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Last Updated: September 23
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Conan
Thursday Night, September 20

President Trump called the invasion of Iraq the "single greatest mistake" in U.S. history. In response, many Americans said, "Well, second greatest."

There's more trouble for Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh. Kavanaugh is now being accused of only hiring female law clerks who look like models. After hearing this Trump said, "I told you, the guy has great judgment. That's my kind of guy."

President Trump advised the Spanish government to build a wall to block out migrants. Trump told Spain, "Trust me, the last thing you want coming into your country is a bunch of Spanish-speaking people."


The Late Late Show With James Corden
Thursday Night, September 20

According to a new report from the BBC, a strange detail has come to light about a summer meeting between President Donald Trump and Spain's Foreign Minister Josep Borrell. Apparently, while discussing European immigration policies, President Trump suggested that Spain should also build a wall. Trump is now making policy suggestions to Spain — or as he calls it, "European Mexico."

And where did Trump tell the foreign minister of Spain to build that wall? Straight through the Sahara Desert in Africa. Trump is not great with geography and borders, which is weird. Usually the only time Trump has problems understanding boundaries is with female employees.

In a recent interview, Donald Trump commented that despite what some people might think, he is "not a conspiratorial person." And then he added, "Anyone who would claim I'm into conspiracies is part of the Witch Hunt, started by Hillary Clinton's emails and Barack Obama's fake birth certificate."

There was some big news from the world of social media. Today, Facebook began testing its new product, Facebook Dating. And if the test goes well it could come to your phone soon. Facebook Dating, or as it's already known, "stalking."

Unfortunately, Facebook Dating still has a few glitches. So far it just constantly tries to match you up with your aunt who's always leaving comments on your photos about how adorable you look.



 
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
Thursday Night, September 20

This week President Trump ordered the Justice Department to declassify secret documents related to the investigation of Russian meddling in our election, despite the intelligence community voicing their opposition to the move because it potentially jeopardizes the security of American intelligence assets. But he's the president, and I would certainly hope he'd have a good reason — but I would certainly be wrong. Because when he was asked what was in the documents, he said, "I have not reviewed them." Yeah, that takes too long. It's like the Apple user agreement. You just scroll to the bottom and click "Treason."

Trump also addressed the conspiracy theory that his administration is being opposed inside the government by the so-called "Deep State." But Trump doesn't like that phrase. "I don't like to use it because it sounds so conspiratorial, and believe it or not, I'm really not a conspiratorial person." I wonder who spread the rumor that he was conspiratorial? Must be the same people who faked Obama's birth certificate, stole all those people from Trump's inauguration crowd, and helped Ted Cruz's father kill JFK.


 
 
 

The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon
  Thursday Night, September 20

President Trump is on the campaign trail. He's spending the night in Las Vegas, which means tomorrow he'll wake up in a hotel room with a tiger, a baby, and a face tattoo.

Trump is campaigning for the midterms in Las Vegas, and out of habit, the moment he walked into a casino, it went bankrupt.

Trump's having a good time out there. After his speech he visited the Paris Hotel and New York-New York. Then he said, "Wow, the world is a lot smaller than I thought."

This morning Trump tweeted that Americans who are unhappy with their jobs should start looking for new ones. And five minutes later he walked into the West Wing and everyone was gone.

The 2020 Olympics are in Tokyo, and I saw that Japan wants to light the Olympic Torch with a flying car. Whether it works or not, by the end of the ceremony, something will be on fire.

North and South Korea say they want to host the 2032 Summer Olympics together. The highlight will be when the athletes try pole-vaulting from North Korea into South Korea.

I heard that Meghan Markle is coming out with a cookbook. Since she's a royal, the cookbook just says: "Step 1: Sit and wait for food."


Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Thursday Night, September 13

In New York today the polls were open for a star-studded Democratic primary for governor. The incumbent, and heavily favored, Andrew Cuomo found himself squared off against an actress, Cynthia Nixon from "Sex and the City," who challenged the sitting governor in spite of having no political experience. That doesn't surprise me. Cynthia Nixon, she's such a Miranda.

 Secretary of State Mike Pompeo joined Instagram this week, which is odd. This was his first post. Declaring his department the Department of Swagger. [photo of Pompeo fist-bumping a woman in front of a crowd under an arch that says "Department of Swagger"] That's real. You know, between the Space Force and the Department of Swagger? This Trump administration has really given us an exciting look at what the government could be if it were run by a wealthy 12-year-old.

The FDA is said to be cracking down on teenage vaping. Vaping for those who don't know is the reason your Uber smells like pineapple turpentine whenever you get in it.


 
                                
 
    Late Night With Seth Meyers
  Thursday Night, September 20

According to CNN, White House aides were stunned when President Trump said the woman accusing Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault should be heard. Normally the only thing he wants to hear from a woman is, "Of course I won't tell Melania."

 In a new interview President Trump addressed the firing of FBI Director James Comey and said he should have fired Comey the day he won the primaries. Yeah. Except you weren't the president then. Boy, for a guy who got famous for saying, "You're fired," you really don't know how firing people works.

A team of scientists recently completed an experiment studying the effects of the drug MDMA on octopuses. Which is part of a bigger experiment of what happens when you give scientists LSD.

Former first lady Michelle Obama has announced she's adding dates to her upcoming book tour due to overwhelming fan demand. And Sean Spicer announced that his book tour has really given him a chance to enjoy some "me time."


 


 
 



















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