Only in America can the lecherous leanings and extra-marital shenanigans of a dirty
old man result in ratings gold and a national conversation.
The David Letterman
Show scored its highest
yet as he aired his sexual proclivities in public under the guise
of apologizing to his wife for betraying her with a variety of casual sexual partners.
Partners, who, by the way, could have lost their jobs on Letterman's whim if they
somehow displeased him. Or if Letterman ran out of Viagra.
Under the new rules implemented by self anointed elites, if a person is a celebrity,
the normal rules of decent conduct are suspended. Unless, of course, the celebrity
is a conservative. If only former Senator "wide stance" Craig was a Democrat,
he'd have an honorary key to the White House intern's restroom. And probably his own personal peephole
Instead, as a member of the left, Letterman is accorded membership in the most valued
and largest growing group in America. He is now an official 'victim.' And shame
on those little tarts who used him in order to advance their own careers or merely
to scratch a transient sexual itch.
Letterman's only sin appears to be his timing. He should have waited another week
or so before stealing the headlines from pedophile rapist Roman Polanski. Whoppi
Goldberg was right in the middle of convincing America that rape isn't rape and
Hollywood had already garnered over 100 celebrity signatures
calling for his release before
Letterman rudely shifted the national conversation to his own sexual peccadilloes.
The groundswell of elite support in favor of excusing Polanski for drugging and
raping a 13 year-old girl 30 years ago could very well have resulted in freeing
Polanski. Now, the fickleness and short attention spans of elite leftists may mean
that Polanski may actually have to face the consequences of his past actions, instead
of just getting his own star
on Warsaw's 'walk of fame.' Life just
Former Boy President Bill Clinton can attest to that. After all, even though he
was re-elected President after he made his historic seminal deposit on intern Monica
Lewinsky's blue dress, he knows in his heart that the all the fuss was merely
the result of a vast right wing conspiracy. The same right wing conspiracy that
is now demanding that Roman Polanski be held accountable for the crime of which
he was convicted. What meanies!
The vast right wing conspiracy just doesn't get it. Sex, anywhere, anytime, and
with anyone, is now
defined as 'empowerment.' Parading naked through the streets of San Francisco as
cops stand idly by is considered a right. A right exclusive to gay men, but a right,
Pesky conservatives are only showing their ignorance when they object to the public
swapping of spit between two men, or the sexual harassment of sweet young things
by powerful men. And dirty old men have the right to express themselves sexually
and publicly, without censure. As long as they continue to parrot the leftist agenda,
I wouldn't be surprised if Obama's advisors are currently suggesting that he engage
in sex with a subordinate. After all, that would immediately shift the nation's
attention to the left's favorite topic instead of focusing on why Obama is ignoring
our young fighting men in Afghanistan. But maybe, just maybe, Obama is more scared
of Michelle than he is of the vast right wing conspiracy and the Taliban. Ya think?
Nancy Morgan is a columnist and news editor for
She lives in South Carolina
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