Banning Homogenized Idiots...
Top Idiots Of The Week|
October 31, 2008
The biggest idiot in this week's Idiot Of The Week Awards is a 52 year old El
Paso man. This grown man decided to depart this vale of tears by throwing
himself off a bridge. Which he did. The coup de grace, however, was a
left behind. It was addressed to Obama, asking him to take care of his family
Another Obamamaniac makes our Idiot list. A grown woman, Peggy Joseph, is
captured on video speaking with NBC 6 about how she won't have to pay the
mortgage or fill up her gas tank....because Obama will. This is what happens
when God is taken out of the public square.
Police say a man suspected in an armed robbery at an alleged brothel in
Washington, D.C. left a
key piece of evidence at the scene — his thumb.
You guessed it...his
thumb ended up fingering him. Why does that sound obscene?
Police have charged a man with
stealing a Lexus SUV he drove to court on the
very day a jury was to decide whether to convict him in a separate auto theft
A robber used a screwdriver to
hold up a restaurant. He then rode away on a
bicycle. Unfortunately he fell off the bicycle and impaled himself on the
screwdriver - and died.
A panel of Australian 'government experts' deserve honorable mention for their
idiotic proposal: "The word 'drought' makes farmers feel depressed and should be
replaced with 'dryness'."
Code Pink moonbat, 58-year-old Janine Boneparth,
tried to handcuff Karl Rove in
what she called a citizen's arrest for "treason."
Last, but not least: The boss of a successful US hedge fund has quit the
industry with an
extraordinary farewell letter dismissing his rivals as
over-privileged "idiots" and thanking "stupid" traders for making him rich. I
predict this statement will, one day, bite him on the butt. Ah, hubris...
PETA makes our list once again. This time, People for the Ethical Treatment of
Animals wants a proposed Chicago public high school designed for homosexual and
lesbian students to
offer a vegetarian-only menu. I sleep easier knowing this
organization is monitoring the roughage of the gender confused.
PETA is also working furiously to
rename fish on restaurant menus as Sea kitten
and chips, filet-o-sea kitten and sea kitten fingers. Working, I'm sure, on the
assumption that most people would object to eating their pet cats. Color them
A Swedish man's novel explanation for getting out from under a troubled marriage
has landed him in trouble with the German police. He
faked his own kidnapping.
A Japanese man took it a step further when he
set fire to the hotel where he was
due to get married at the weekend, rather than go through with the ceremony
later the same day.
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