A teacher in Winnipeg also makes this week's Top Idiot list. At a high-school pep
rally, she decided to express her inner slut. The ensuing lap dance was outrageous
enough that she was told not to report back to work. She may be out of a job but
she has garnered her fifteen minutes of fame, with the
video of her lap dance becoming an internet hit. Ah, trade-offs.
Speaking of fifteen minutes of fame: A woman who calls herself Angie the Atheist
is desperately seeking her own fifteen minutes of fame. She
decided to live-blog her drug-induced abortion. She posted
updates on Twitter as she killed her own fetus.
The number of outright lies issuing forth from our public servants hit fever pitch
last week. Since these whoppers were virtually unchallenged by the old media, RightBias.com
has been forced to ad yet another category to our Top Idiots of the Week Awards.
BIGGEST WHOPPER OF THE WEEK:
President Obama takes top honors, as he stated to a crowd of CEO's that he was
not a socialist. Adding insult to insult, he also stated
"I am a firm believer in the free market." Since his actions say the opposite, we
can only conclude that the left has, once again, redefined the offending labels.
RUNNER-UP:
The Environmental Protection Agency, responding to complaints about its December
findings about the threat of greenhouse gases, issued a statement Friday saying
that
the "science is settled." Since the old media has declined
to report on the fact that the science behind global warming claims has been totally
corrupted, we can only suggest that the EPA start tuning in to Fox for the straight
poop.
HONORABLE MENTION:
In the midst of record snow fall all over the U.S. and a recent admission from global
warming advocate Phil Jones that there has been no warming since 1995, Father Earth,
Al Gore, is
sticking to his guns. "The climate crisis is worse than
we thought," Gore said with a straight face. Yawn...
A top Obama administration scientist on Monday struck back at climate skeptics who
claim that record snowstorms this winter have undercut evidence of global warming.
"Weather is not climate," he informed the nation. Inquiring
minds want to know: Since when?
Obama make our list yet again. He hailed Wednesday's one-year-old economic stimulus
law as 'an accomplishment that
staved off another Great Depression and kept up to 2 million
people on the job.' Right....
MOST IDIOTIC STATEMENT:
One of my favorite actors takes top honors this week.
Jeff Bridges stated, "Barack Obama is my champion; I am
rooting for him – he said we can eradicate childhood hunger by 2015." That Bridges
can believe Obama's utopian promises says more about Bridges than about Obama. Sigh.
MOST IDIOTIC LAWSUITS:
The family of Rachel Corrie is
suing the Israeli Defense Ministry for the death of their
daughter 7 years ago. Remember Rachel? She's the useful idiot that stood right in
the path of an Israeli bulldozer and got, well, bulldozed. Here's a thought: How
about Rachel's family be held accountable for never teaching their daughter that
if one stands in front of a moving bulldozer, one will be bulldozed. Duh.
Sluggerrr the Lion -- the mascot for the Kansas City Royals -- is accused of poking
a fan's eye out
with a steaming hot wiener during a Major League Baseball
game last year ... and now the team is being sued over it. Hey, a weiner is better
than a sharp stick.
So many idiots, so little space.
Till next week, keep smiling,
Nancy Morgan
RightBias.com
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