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Who is that masked man?
Top Idiots Of The Week
Nancy Morgan
RightBias.com
December 15, 2008


AND THE WINNER IS:
 
Michael Jackson, the new King of Weird, wins this week's Top Idiot award. He was caught sporting a new outfit that made him look like an Islamic Zorro. Michael's new mask was an either an attempt to go incognito or a bow to Muslin dress codes for women.
 
Tied for first place is our old buddy, Father Earth, algore. Just when you think he can't spout anything more outrageous, out he comes with a new prophesy. This time, Gore told a German audience last week that "The North Pole will disappear in 5 years". Caught on video here.
 
RUNNER-UP:
 
In a classic "You've Got To Be Kidding Me" moment, PBS's Jim Lehrer actually defended the corrupt actions of Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich Friday asking his guests, "What's the big deal here?" Words fail...

HONORABLE MENTION:
 
A 44-year-old man who uses oxygen was flown to Jaycee Burn Center in Chapel Hill Monday morning after he lit a cigarette and set his face on fire.

Free OJ?
This idiot apparently thinks O.J. is a victim of the white male patriarchy. Thank-you Je$$e Jackson.
 
A retired New York City man says he's spent $7,500 fighting a $115 parking ticket because he's got "nothing else to do." Just imagine if we had term limits...
 
A big OOPS to the medical examiner's office in Michigan. They decided it might be best to cancel public school tours after a high school group inadvertantly watched the autopsy of a 14-year-old girl from their district.

A primary school teacher in Britain left a class of 25 pupils in tears after she told told them Santa Claus did not exist. She has been fired.



STUPID CRIMINALS:
 
Note to Frazier: Do not lie to police about your name when your surname is tattooed on your neck.
 
Two would-be burglars chose the wrong house to invade when they broke into an Inwood home last week. They were greeted by the resident, who opened fire on them with his AK-47-style assault rifle.
 
Idaho Sen. Larry Craig has lost his latest attempt to withdraw his guilty plea in a Minneapolis airport men's room sex sting. Guess the rules apply to him after all. I'm smiling.

Nearly $3 billion. That's the tax refund requested this year by a convicted armed robber in Pompano Beach, according to a federal indictment. Guess he never learned to fly under the radar.
 


JUST PLAIN WEIRD:

Cindy the poodle has won dozens of awards after being fluffed, shaved and coloured to look like everything from a chicken to a dragon.

If you love something, set it free. And if you can't, call the police. That's the lesson a Dearborn man learned after he handcuffed his wife to their bed but misplaced the key.
 
Green campaigners called in police after discovering an illegal logging site in a nature reserve - and rounded up a gang of beavers. Darn



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Feel free to send in your own nominees for next weeks' Idiot Awards. Till next week, take heart - no matter what mistake you might make, there's always someone out there that can top it.

Nancy Morgan
RightBias.com 


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