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Top Idiots Of The Week|
December 15, 2008
AND THE WINNER IS:
Michael Jackson, the new King of Weird, wins this week's Top Idiot award. He was
caught sporting a new outfit
that made him look like an Islamic Zorro. Michael's
new mask was an either an attempt to go incognito or a bow to Muslin dress codes
Tied for first place is our old buddy, Father Earth, algore. Just when you think
he can't spout anything more outrageous, out he comes with a new prophesy. This
time, Gore told a German audience last week that "The North Pole will disappear
in 5 years". Caught on video here
In a classic "You've Got To Be Kidding Me" moment, PBS's Jim Lehrer actually defended the corrupt actions
of Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich
Friday asking his guests, "What's the big deal here?"
A 44-year-old man who uses oxygen was flown to Jaycee Burn Center in Chapel Hill
Monday morning after he lit a cigarette
and set his face on fire.
This idiot apparently thinks O.J. is a victim of the white male patriarchy. Thank-you
A retired New York City man
says he's spent $7,500 fighting a $115
parking ticket because he's got "nothing else to do." Just imagine if we had term
A big OOPS to the medical examiner's office in Michigan. They decided it might be
best to cancel public school tours after a high school group inadvertantly watched the autopsy
of a 14-year-old girl from their district.
A primary school teacher in Britain left a class of 25 pupils in tears after she
told told them Santa Claus did not exist
. She has been fired.
ote to Frazier: Do not lie to police
about your name when your
surname is tattooed on your neck.
Two would-be burglars chose the wrong house
to invade when they broke into an
Inwood home last week. They were greeted by the resident, who opened fire on them
with his AK-47-style assault rifle.
Idaho Sen. Larry Craig has lost his latest attemp
t to withdraw his guilty plea in a
Minneapolis airport men's room sex sting. Guess the rules apply to him after all.
Nearly $3 billion. That's the tax refund requested this year
by a convicted armed robber in Pompano
Beach, according to a federal indictment. Guess he never learned to fly under the
JUST PLAIN WEIRD:
Cindy the poodle has won dozens of awards after being fluffed, shaved and coloured
to look like everything from a chicken to a dragon.
If you love something, set it free. And if you can't, call the police
. That's the lesson a Dearborn man learned
after he handcuffed his wife to their bed but misplaced the key.
called in police
after discovering an illegal logging site in a nature reserve
- and rounded up a gang of beavers. Darn
Feel free to send in your own nominees for next weeks' Idiot Awards. Till next week,
take heart - no matter what mistake you might make, there's always someone out there
that can top it.
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