To all the male readers out there, listen up. You've been sold a bill of goods.
By feminists.
Here's a heads up: Women don't want men that cry, explore their inner feelings out
loud or use hair spray.
Here's another news flash: Nail polish on men is yucky, hairless chests are not
masculine and, hello, it's OK to wear the pants.
I know, I know... these days you don't know if you're going to get a thank-you or
a slap in the face if you dare hold a door open for a woman. You're not sure what
the right move is when a woman offers to pick up the check. You're made to feel
that masculine traits are a sign of, gasp, 'patriarchy.'
Take it from me, women, no matter how they might feel compelled to protest, always
want you to play the man's role. That means, ignore their pro-forma protests and
Pick Up That Check! Open the door for her. Treat her like a fragile flower. Dare
to play the role men have played for centuries.
Human nature doesn't change, no matter what the feminists say. Certain traits, rightly
so, are the province of men. Just as some are the province of women. We were made
this way for a reason. And trying to change your nature in order to curry favor
with fleeting and ridiculous mores isn't going to score you any points with women.
You might think it's OK to primp in front of the mirror. Not so. Any man who does
that is immediately placed in the 'poof' category. You have been led to believe
women want a 'sensitive' man. Not so. The last three men who proudly admitted to me
that they could 'cry' got the fast boot. Women don't want crybabies. They want strong
protectors, or the illusion thereof.
Metro-sexuals are wusses. Feminine traits in a man are best kept hidden unless you
want to attract a politically correct useful idiot. (Not that there's anything wrong
with that:)
Men should have the courage (a manly trait) to ignore the incessant harping from
feminists and just be men. Believe me, those feminists who claim to 'represent women'
don't. They represent the 5% of elite, educated beyond their intelligence, utopian
theorists who live to impose their unrealistic and manufactured view of what men
should be on others. Most of these women are bitter. They just don't like men. And
guys, they don't represent current female thinking!
Here's another heads up: Toupees, hair plugs and comb-overs don't make you more
masculine, younger or attractive. They signal to women that you're insecure, that you place too much value
on superficial appearances. That's a woman's trait. Think: 'Kojak'
Face it. Men and women are different. No matter how hard the feminazis try to convince
you otherwise.
It's natural to not understand women. That's just how God made us. The two sexes
have entirely different ways of thinking and I don't think we'll ever understand
each other. Accept it. And don't let anyone tell you it's your fault. If you have
to blame someone, blame mother nature.
Guys, it's time to stand up. You been beaten and cowed for 40 years now. Do you
realize that you're the only group in the world that it's OK to discriminate against??
How about you open the window, lean out, and shout "I'm not going to take it anymore!"
You were given testosterone for a reason. Accept it. Use it. We're waiting.
Nancy Morgan is a columnist, talk show host and editor
of conservative news site www.RightBias.com
She lives in South Carolina
