Our very own President Obama wins the top spot this week. He
stated at a Miami fundraiser that House Speaker "Pelosi is
one of the greatest speakers of all times." $1.5 million was raised, begging the
question: who are the real idiots?
The Chairman of the National Endowment For The Arts, Scott Johnson, actually said
"Obama is
the most powerful writer since Julius Caesar." (No kudos were given to Obama's ghostwriter,
domestic terrorist Bill Ayers)
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi , one of the 'greatest speakers of all time,' declared
after the GOP sweep last week: "From our perspective,
we won last night." Looks like the left has redefined
reality, once again..
Obama makes our list yet again for this whopper - he actually claimed with a straight
face last week that his 'stimulus' package was responsible for saving and/or creating
over 1 million jobs. His figures were quickly, and
thoroughly debunked. Followed a couple days later by
the news that
our unemployment rate just topped 10%. Duh.
Idiot Joy Behar took to the airwaves deriding conservatives as "
immature bullies who smell bad and pick their noses and
Obama is the smart kid in class who knows all the answers but keeps letting the
bullies push him around." So there!
The former Police front-man told the Associated Press that he believes that
Obama is a gift from Heaven, delivered to shepherd the befuddled
masses to providence. "In many ways, he's sent from God," Sting said in an interview
with the AP.
TOP IDIOTS OF THE WEEK:
As Michigan leads the nation in unemployment and businesses are leaving the state
in a massive exodus, Gov. Jennifer Granholm showed she
was
hard at work by proclaiming Saturday as "Shake Your Mailbox
Day." She's encouraging people with roadside mailboxes to give them a good shake
to help prepare for winter snowplowing.
Did you know the United States Constitution
doesn't have a Preamble? Well, that's what the oh so arrogant,
high and mighty MSNBC host Rachel Maddow told her audience Thursday night..
A 20-year-old Boca Raton man
fell five stories from a balcony after he attempted to show
someone he could climb from one story down to the next. Ouch.
Red-faced United Nations officials sheepishly admitted to a
major security lapse after a UN guard helped Kentucky Fried
Chicken's "Colonel Sanders" gain access to restricted areas.
STUPID CRIMINALS:
A one legged man
was an immediate suspect when a store attendant found one
shoe missing from a shop in the western Belgian town of Maldegem. Thankfully, the
shoe was recovered. The amputee is now waiting for the other shoe to drop.
A 22 year-old Arizona man was arrested for trying to smuggle 52 pounds of marijuana
INTO Mexico.
A Florida man
is behind bars after investigators say he got drunk and drove a stolen lawnmower
into the back of a school bus.
A robber who smuggled a bag of his own excrement into a courtroom and
threw it at the jury has been sentenced to 31 years in jail,
for both his robbery and his poo-flinging.
JUST PLAIN WEIRD:
Surgeons in Rotterdam, Holland, removed
78 different items of cutlery from Margaret Daalmans's stomach
after she came to hospital complaining of stomach pains - giving new definition
to fans of Heavy Metal.
A Sicilian builder transferred from prison to house arrest tried to
get himself locked up again to escape arguments with his
wife at home.
A 29-year-old man who claimed he was attacked and stabbed by three people - skinheads
or Hispanic males - confessed Monday night that he
stabbed himself because he didn't want to go to work. He
probably thought ObamaCare had already passed.
A 112 year-old Somali man
married a 17 year-old girl. "I didn't force her, but used
my experience to convince her of my love, and then we agreed to marry." The bride’s
family said she was "happy with her new husband."
A devout Muslim woman from Pakistan who wed a fellow countryman who did not share
her faith tried to
stab him to death as he slept in their Staten Island home
because she claimed he forced her to drink alcohol, eat pork and dress provocatively.
That dirty dog!
A passenger enjoying a civilian joyride accidentally
cut the trip short when he ejected himself from the plane
after grabbing the eject lever while trying to brace himself. Oops.
I leave you with this visual reminder of just how stupid some people can be. What
do you think the odds are these idiots voted for Obama?
Till next week, keep smiling.
Nancy Morgan
RightBias.com
Idiot Awards may be reprinted, with attribution to
RightBias.com
