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Last Update: September 18, 2010
Saturday, September 18: Bill Maher makes our Idiots List, once
again. On Friday, Maher said Barack Obama's problem is "he's only
half black." He'd be a better president "if he was fully black."
As if that wasn't enough, "There's a white man in him holding him back because everything
is half-assed." Which leads to the obvious reply - If Maher had half a brain,
he might make a good TV host. Maybe. And maybe, just maybe, one day the color of
one's skin won't matter.
Not to be outdone: Schlockumentary film producer Michael Moore
on Friday said the McDonald's that's two blocks from Ground Zero killed more people than the nineteen hijackers involved
in the 9/11 attacks. This from a dude who inhales Big Macs along with his Koolaid.
Tuesday, August 31: Actor John Cusack has apparently overdosed
on Kool Aid. Here is his latest 'Tweet':
“I AM FOR A SATANIC DEATH CULT CENTER AT FOX NEWS HQ AND OUTSIDE THE OFFICES ORDICK
ARMEYAND NEWT GINGRICH-and all the GOP WELFARE FREAKS,”
Besides winning our 'Idiot of the Week' award, inquiring minds wonder if Cusack
is drinking more than Kool Aid. Is he drunk - or just stupid? You decide.
Friday, August 27: Our favorite publicity whore, Levi Johnston,
the father of Sarah Palin's grandson, says he wishes he hadn't apologized for telling lies about the former Alaska
governor because he's "never lied about anything." Besides, he has filed to run for Mayor of Wasilla, and everyone knows politicians
I am not a liar
Memo to Bristol: This desperate wannabee is Bad News!
Monday, August 23: Another celebrity idiot heard from. Brad Pitt
yesterday affirmed his leftist credentials and moral superiority by calling for the death penalty for those yucky BP executives
who were responsible for fouling Mother Earth. This idiot must really, really care!
Thursday, August 19: Prince Charles has told British families to
take shorter showers to help protect the environment. The
instruction came at the end of a list of 20 lifestyle changes recommended by the
Prince of Wales for his new green campaign, Start. Prince Charles actually makes
me want to take a shower.
Inquiring minds want to know: Does Prince Charles have all his nuts?
Friday, August 13: We're forced to add yet another category to
our weekly Idiot Awards: The "I Really Care!" award. This award goes to a young
woman who managed to show the world how caring she is by giving a street beggar her credit card. Hey, just cause
she didn't have any cash doesn't mean she can't join her fellow leftists in showing
how compassionate and trusting she is. What do you want to bet she voted for Obama?
Sunday, August 8: The state-run news agency In Turkey says a groom
has killed his father and two aunts after opening fire into
the air with an automatic weapon to celebrate his wedding.
Eight other relatives were injured during Sunday's celebration in the southeastern
province of Gaziantep. The sorry idiot has been arrested.
Saturday, July 31: Move over Obama - another Messiah is waiting
in the wings. The Prince of Wales says he believes he has been placed on Earth as future King ‘for a purpose’ - to save
the world. I guess Prince Charles hasn't heard the world is already in the process
of being saved.
Monday, July 26: During a shocking interview with the Sunday Times
yesterday, director Oliver Stone claimed that America's focus on the Jewish massacre
was a product of the
"Jewish domination of the media." He also defended Hitler and Iranian President
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and railed against the "powerful lobby" of Jews in America.
Stone said that his upcoming Showtime documentary series "Secret History of America,"
seeks to put Hitler and Communist dictator Joseph Stalin "in context." Progressives
are giddy with anticipation.
Friday, July 22: Sen. John Kerry makes our list twice this week.
As he was out promoting the concept of global warming, he predicted there will be
“an ice-free Arctic”
in five to 10 years. “The arctic ice is disappearing faster than was predicted.”
Before you start buying sun-tan lotion, remember - computer models spit out whatever
data is input, which is proof of the politicization of science rather than any catastrophic
weather event. Memo to Kerry: Your climate crisis has already been debunked. Time
to move on.
But hey, maybe Kerry actually believes his own rhetoric. That might explain why
he decided he needed a new multi-million dollar yacht. On second thought, maybe
Kerry isn't such an idiot after all. Though he has never met a tax increase he hasn't
voted for, he decided to dock his new yacht in Newport, R.I. - saving himself a six-figure tax bill. Sigh.
Thursday, July 8: On his MSNBC show this evening, Ed Schultz warned that unless the US pays out more in welfare,
we risk becoming a "Third-World country." Words fail.
Our current age of entitlement is breeding a new generation of idiots, who have
been taught that the world owes them the rights to other people's labor.
Case in point: A 29-year-old Villa Rica man apparently
expected his mother to iron his clothes for him. And when she wouldn't, he pulled
a gun and held her hostage for several hours. Hey, he's got the right to wrinkle-free
Thursday, July 1: Speaker Pelosi rejoins our list of
idiots once again with her latest statement, "Unemployment benefits are
creating jobs faster than practically any other program." Keep in mind, this dingbat
is third in line for the presidency. Scared yet?
Tuesday, June 30:
From the "stranger than fiction" files
Obama's Attorney General Eric Holder is in Afghanistan
giving officials there a lecture on the rule of law and corruption. Finally, an 'expert' who
knows what he's talking about. If you don't see the irony of a notoriously corrupt
official advising on the rule of law, you need to quit watching CNN.
Friday, June 25: It's true. God protects drunken idiots.
Police said a 30-year-old woman apparently
fell out of a third-story window, landed on her parked car, and then walked
into a neighbor's house, where she fell asleep on a couch for two hours.
Saturday, June 19:
Alert: Being an idiot may be deadly!
A Miami man is dead and another seriously injured after the
two jumped off the Card Sound Bridge "just for fun," Thursday afternoon. Authorities
said the two men were drinking beer and fishing befor they made the decision to
spice up their evening by jumping into the water.
Monday, June 14: Finally, an idiot who hasn't been
elected! Some guy named Matthew decided that it would be a good idea to get a permanent eyeglasses tattoo. Isn't he just too cute?
Wednesday, June 9: We have to add yet another category:
Fattest Idiots. This is because a New Jersey woman has decided to give free rein
to her rapacious appetites, using the excuse of setting a new record and fighting
discrimination against fatties. Donna Simpson, 42, is waging a
campaign to become the world's heaviest living woman, admitting that she is
as hungry for attention as she is for calorie-rich food. She weighs more than 600
pounds and aims to reach 1,000 pounds. Gross me out...! The real crime is that she
has two kids, who undoubtedly, are being taught to be proud of Mommy. Aargh
Tuesday, June 8: In a case of either cognitive dissonance
or incurable stupidity, Nancy Pelosi today stated, with a straight face: "President
Obama and the Democratic caucus have saved this country from a financial crisis
created under the Bush administration,” If Pelosi really believes that, she
is not fit to lead.
Sunday, June 7: A Cheektowaga liver transplant recipient
pleaded guilty Friday to driving drunk at seven times the legal limit when he struck
a pedestrian, two parked cars and a moving vehicle. What a criminal waste of a good
Friday, June 4: In another idiotic statement from one of our elected
officials, Gov. Jack Markell (D-Del.) this morning assured the nation: “The President is demonstrating
he is in charge. He is showing he is going to do everything he possibly can to help
people get through this ordeal.” This is starting to get scary.
Not to be outdone, President Obama stated this morning that the addition of 431,000
new jobs in May shows "the economy is getting stronger by the day." This, as the
Dow plunged 322 points.
Wednesday, June 2: Paul McCartney would like President Obama's
critics to let him be. “I’m a big fan, he’s a great guy. So lay off him,
he’s doing great,” the British songsmith said. As is par for the course
with idiot celebrities, no specifics were given. Maybe Sir Paul will honor with
a few examples when he appears at the White House tonight. Sigh.
In yet another stunning example of cognitive dissonance, Vice President Biden said
the Obama administration's signature stimulus program has been an "absolute success" so far. Duh.
Saturday, May 29: Useful idiot Bill Maher thinks
Obama should start acting black. Showing how totally non-racist he is, Maher lamented,
"I thought when we elected a black president, we were going to get a black president.
You know, this [BP oil spill] is where I want a real black president." Is Maher the only one who
misses Boy Clinton?
A Florida man was arrested Friday after deputies said he called 911 multiple times
to complain his mother took his beer away. The 32 year-old man asserted his rights
in a forthright manner, stating that if officers didn't arrest his mother, he would
continue calling 9-11. To his surprise, he was arrested. Where's the ACLU when you
Friday, May 28: A South Korean couple were convicted Friday of
abandoning their newborn daughter, who starved to death while they addictively played an online
game raising a virtual child. No word yet on the fate of the virtual child.
Mother of the Year: In yet another instance of child endangerment, police in New
Jersey pulled over a Mahwah mother who was swerving on the road, allegedly driving
drunk with a blood-alcohol level of 0.39 with two of her own children in the
car, ages 1 and 6, and a friend's child, age 6.
Mother of the Year: Georgette Massi
Thursday, May 27: Mohammed, a fishmonger in Britain, gets our Dad
Of The Year Award. His 2 year-old son, Ardi Rizal, throws a tantrum if he can't
smoke his 40 cigarettes a day. Mohammed said, "He looks pretty healthy
to me. I don't see the problem."