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Conan
Wednesday Night, June 22 

In a speech today, Donald Trump blasted Hillary Clinton, calling her "a world class liar" and "the most corrupt person to seek the presidency." Trump then said, "Wait a second, I think I’m in love."

To protest the lack of gun control reform, Congressional Democrats are sitting on the floor of the House. The sit-in consists of more than 30 Democrats and two Republicans who thought it was a hot yoga class.

Today Donald Trump called on Bernie Sanders' supporters to support him instead. Trump said, "Ignore my policy positions, just focus on my New York accent and crazy hair."

Nearly 1 million adults in the U.S. are in a same-sex marriage. That’s compared to the nearly 40 million adults in a no-sex marriage.

Bernie Sanders admitted today that he "doesn’t appear" to be the nominee. Just to make sure, Bernie said he’ll stay in the race for two more years.       
      


Late Show With Stephen Colbert
Tuesday Night, June 15

Last night, the last primary was held in Washington, D.C. The primaries being over reminds me what my brother used to say when I was a kid: "I'm going to keep punching you in the face but it will feel so good when it's over."

It is now being reported that the Democratic National Committee was hacked by the Russians. Hey, maybe they know where Hillary's emails are.

While they were in the DNC cyber matrix, the Russians apparently stole opposition research on Donald Trump. Russia, what are you doing? If you want damaging information about Donald Trump, just wait for him to talk.

The British are about to vote on whether to exit the European Union. They call it the Brexit, which, in America, of course is the meal between breakfast and exiting breakfast.

The British are about to vote on whether to exit the European Union. They call it the Brexit, which, in America, of course is the meal between breakfast and exiting breakfast.    
 


 
The Late, Late Show With James Corden
Tuesday Night, June 14

Today is Donald Trump's birthday! Trump may have turned 70, but his views about women are 150 years old.

 I imagine it's tough to get Trump a gift. What do you get the man who hates everything?

At his party, they had cake, they had party favors, and they played some really fun games, like "Pin the bad economy on the Obama."

The best part is, they didn't have to hire a clown. 

 
 
 

The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon
Friday Night, June 24

The UK officially voted to leave the European Union. It caused the British pound to hit a 31-year low. You could tell Brits were struggling today. Queen Elizabeth was wearing one of those cardboard crowns from Burger King.

Following the vote, British Prime Minister David Cameron actually resigned, saying that the country needs new leadership. An American was like, “Can you start here next January?”

 It was such an important vote and it's good to know that people were making an informed decision. Check out the number two trending topic in the UK while people voted whether or not to leave the EU. "What is the EU?" Half the Britons thought they were voting to leave the "EW."

The stars of the "Game of Thrones" have gotten huge raises and will make $500,000 per episode next season. So when you see a character get killed off, know that the suffering on the tape is real.

President Obama is apparently interested in owning an NBA team after he leaves office. You'll know it's Obama's team when they travel too much and never pass anything.


Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Wednesday Night, June 22

Welcome to Los Angeles, home of the Lakers, home of the Clippers, neither of whom won the NBA championship this year which is why we didn't have a parade today.

There's a big parade in Cleveland today to celebrate the first major title in, like, 800 years, and a weird thing happened. Nobody showed up. It was just J.R. Smith on top of a pickup truck.

It's quite the opposite. More than a million fans celebrated. The last time there was this much excitement in the streets of Cleveland was when LeBron James left Cleveland and more than a million fans gathered in the streets to burn his jersey.

Donald Trump has been stepping up his attacks on Hillary Clinton. He just launched a new website called LyingCrookedHillary.com. Which I tried to go on like five times today. Every time I only got a blank page. I told him not to hire the guys who set up the Obamacare website. He didn't listen.

Trump said the public doesn't know anything about Hillary in terms of her religion, whereas we do know that he is a man of deep faith. In fact, his faith is so deep you can barely see any sign of it. His faith is like one of these see-through fish at the very, very bottom of the ocean.

 
                                
 
    Late Night With Seth Meyers
  Wednesday Night, June 22

Donald Trump gave a speech today on what he called the failed policies and bad judgment of Hillary Clinton. And he's right, her judgment isn't always great, but nobody will listen to him because his judgment is so much worse.

Anti-Trump Republicans have reportedly been re-energized by reports that Donald Trump's campaign is having financial problems that could lead to an alternative GOP nominee. "Awesome," said Jeb Bush, before slipping on a banana peel and falling into a manhole.

 Bernie Sanders today told reporters he's not sure if he will be asked to speak at the upcoming Democratic convention. But he does know he won't be asked to speak up.

Ted Cruz today endorsed Marco Rubio's campaign for re-election in the Senate. And when those two work together, there's nothing they can do.

Bernie Sanders admitted today that he doesn't believe he can become the Democratic nominee. He also said it might be time to give up on his dream of qualifying for the X Games.


 


 
 
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