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Conan
Wednesday Night, July 1

Macy's has severed ties with Donald Trump and no longer will carry his men's wear collection. From now on, men who want to look like Donald Trump will have to hunt and kill their own hair piece.

A leading Native-American activist is being accused of not being Native American at all. Yeah, another one of those. Authorities grew suspicious after the woman said her tribal name is "Listens to Josh Groban."

A newly released email reveals that Hillary Clinton said to a co-worker, "I heard on the radio there's a cabinet meeting. Can I go?" In another email she said she found out about the debt ceiling from Smooth Jazz 94.7.

Last night for the first time in 24 years Jupiter and Venus appeared almost on top of each other. So the gay marriage ruling is having more of an impact than we thought.


 
The Late, Late Show With James Corden
Thursday Night, June 18

According to The New York Times, one of the biggest doping scandals in the history of track and field is coming to light. It involves Russian athletes in the sport of racewalking — or as it's known to the billions of people who do it every day, "hurrying up."

I believe you should always play by the rules. But I understand why there might be cheating in a sport where the rules are, "Go as fast as you can, except don't."

You need just the right drugs for racewalking. What do you tell your dealer? "Yeah, man, just a half-dose. That stuff you gave me last time was really strong. It nearly made me break into a jog."

 It's a bad sign if you can't distinguish between a sport and a group of people rushing to the bathroom. Doping for racewalking is like robbing a bank that you know has only $2 in it.

 
 
 

The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon
  Monday Night, June 29

After Donald Trump's derogatory comments about immigrants, NBC has officially canceled "Celebrity Apprentice." Donald Trump isn't even president yet and he's already made America a better place.

Today Donald Trump reaffirmed his stance against gay marriage. Trump said marriage is between a rich guy and his much younger third wife. Greece has closed their nation's banks today in response to its escalating financial crisis.

Greece said, "We'll bounce back. We've just had a rough 2,000 years."

 At last night's B.E.T. Awards, white singer Sam Smith won the best new artist award. This came right after B.E.T. announced that it now identifies as white.


Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Wednesday Night, July 1

The state of Oregon today became the fourth state to legalize recreational marijuana. At long last the people of Oregon can do exactly what they've been doing all along anyway.

In Oregon you can have up to eight ounces of pot in your home. Let's be honest. Most guys in Portland have that much pot in their beards.

It's hard to believe it was legal to get gay married in Alabama before it was legal to smoke a joint in Oregon, isn't it?

So many people have jumped the White House fence recently that the Secret Service is putting metal spikes on it. This is the latest in security technology — from 1325. It's impenetrable, unless you use a ladder. We're now protecting the president's life the same way we keep pigeons from sitting on ATMs.  

 
                                
 
    Late Night With Seth Meyers
  Thursday Night, June 25
 
 Sean Hannity asked yesterday why it is OK for President Obama's teenage daughters to go into stores and buy music chock-full of the N-word but not the Confederate flag. But how can you explain that to a guy who thinks kids still go into a store to buy music?

Former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said this week that marriage counseling is the biggest mistake he's ever made. Though unless he got the marriage counselor pregnant, I don't think that's true.

TBS announced plans today for a competition show where the winner will become a weatherman on CNN. And the loser also has to become a weatherman on CNN. 

 


 
 
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